Modesty In Heaven

[jomifl]

So comforting to know that we ascend to heaven fully clothed...but a bummer for nudists.

[jomifl]

If righteousness is a night attire brand then perhaps that is the answer.

[Peter Pedant]

sorry the only written record says

when the women rolled back the stone they found no body but the garments and napkin for the head

naked

[ but he must've found clothes later on ]

[jomifl]

Can't imagine anyone getting through the pearly gates in a state of undress, unless their dad is in charge.

[Theland]

Back to being clothed with innocence?

[mibn2cweus]

If the alleged 'all knowing creator' had simply eliminated the need for the fancy parts to begin with that would have reduced 'sinning' by at least 90% right there.

[1ozzy]

I would have thought a leaf is all that is required.

A large leaf for some.

[jomifl]

Leaves don't have souls so cannot go to heaven...I thought everybody knew that :-)

[Theland]

A knitted thong is still my attire of choice for special occasions.