I've Managed To...

[1ozzy]

... break the ring pull off a can of lager without actually opening the can.

Is that Divine Intervention ?

Or

Just bad luck/management?

[Jackdaw33]

Been there, done that.My favourite party piece is snapping off the key on a tin of corned beef.

[1ozzy]

So you miss out on dinner Jack, but you can still drink.

And your problem is?

[Jackdaw33]

No problem, but have you ever tried to open a tin of corned beef without the key? Bloody hard work, I can assure you.

[1ozzy]

I have, the old fashioned can openers are best for that, stab the point in and lever it.

Or a flat screwdriver and hammer. Once you get the can opened you wonder why you bothered.

[Jackdaw33]

Thinking about it, if it was a can of Foster's it might be God's way of telling you No.

[1ozzy]

I can guarantee it was not, do you really think I'm a heathen with no pride whatsoever ?

[Theland]

Just drinking my cans of lager, without socks or a safety net.
How cool is that?

[1ozzy]

You are wicked Theland.

Hope it's not that Carlsberg crap, toss it out along with any Fosters you may have.

[Theland]

I confess.
It's the crap.

[1ozzy]

And to think I nearly admired you ;-/

By the way, I have no socks on too!!

But my safety net is indoors doing her Sudoko.

[johnny.5]

aww no theland !!
you could of said it was brewdog because that is rather nice imho

[Theland]

Oh great!
Beer and no socks in common.
A great step towards the cultural understanding of our two great nations!
We could start a movement and ask the Muslims to join in.

[1ozzy]

Johhny, honesty is next to Godliness.

Are you trying to lead Theland astray?

[johnny.5]

"Johhny, honesty is next to Godliness."


that's why most village pubs are next to the church

[Theland]

For a moment I thought it said, "Next to Guinness!"

[Theland]

As founder, President, and sole member of the, "British Bowel Movement, " I would like to invite you, 1Ozzy, to represent your nations "Colonial Colon Committee," and forge a greater and mutually respectful understanding of our respective cultures, with particular emphasis on bringing about world peace, and espousing the benefits of drinking and eating crisps without socks, or safety nets.

[1ozzy]

Top idea Theland, do Muslims quaff beer?

We could teach them to chant "Ale Atbar"

[Theland]

Ale Atbar? Love it.

[1ozzy]

Count me in, I'm full of the proverbial.

Do I get an important position with a grand title of some sort?

[Theland]

Cultural Attaché Of The Colonial Colonic Irrigators?