Biblical Time Machine

[nailit]

If a time machine was invented and you could travel back to the time that Jesus walked the Earth (presuming that he did) what question would you ask him as a believer or non-believer of religion?

Personally, I think that I would like to ask why he choose to appear, die and resurrect in a small, insignificant part of the world when he could have appeared, died and resurrected in the 21st century and everyone could have filmed and documented his existence, death and resurrection on their cell phones for ALL to see rather than having to rely on unreliable ancient texts of tribal goat herders..

But that's ^^ my question. What would you ask?

[nailit]

//"Can you turn my water into wine?" //
During my locals 'happy hour' they manage to turn it back into water...

[johnny.5]

do you get eggs at easter ?

[nailit]

//do you mean netherland//
Possibly...
Although Neverland seems more appropriate.

[johnny.5]

is there a limit to the questions I could ask ?

[nailit]

//do you get eggs at easter ?//
Not any more. Maybe its because I stopped believing in the Easter bunny. Same as I stopped believing in the tooth fairy and I got F all under my pillow when my teeth fell out (mind you, I WAS in my 30's when I lost my first tooth)

[jno]

beware of biblical time travel...

https://jesusstoriesblacknall.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/lets-go-to-golgotha.pdf

[nailit]

//'is there a limit to the questions I could ask ? //
Ask away.....

[nailit]

//beware of biblical time travel... //
Having just NOT read pages of drivel JNO Ill give that link a pass, but thanks all the same.

[douglas9401]

'bunches fists and starts to shoulder his way through'

[jno]

nailit, that is one of the classic science fiction short stories - I meant it for entertainment rather than instruction.

[Atheist]

Nailit, you won't get a sensible answer here.

[-Talbot-]

Feel free to give one, Athiest.

[nailit]

//nailit, that is one of the classic science fiction short stories - I meant it for entertainment rather than instruction.//
In that case I apologize profusely jno.
Scanned it quickly and obviously misunderstood. Sorry.

[Atheist]

Athie means 'sexy.' I'm not athie, not athier, but atheist!

[Atheist]

*athiest*!!

[-Talbot-]

Terrific...a sensible answer now?

[woofgang]

Good story Jno

[Atheist]

Sorry, Talbot. I think I might ask Jesus if he expected that his words would be taken up by future generations to justify bigotry, hatred of the 'other' and violence.

[-Talbot-]

I would ask him if it was true that he was just as good as Gordon Banks.

[Atheist]

Talbot.

Terrific...a sensible answer now?