Hindu Goddess?

[naomi24]

Has anyone seen the reports of a 32 year old man from London who now lives in India and whom Hindus in Gujarat regard as a reincarnation of the goddess Bahucharaji, the patron of Indian eunuchs? He said "All my life I just didn't fit. Now I've found my life. I plan to stay for good. I couldn't leave now. They revere me and believe I am a goddess. I feel what they feel in me. I feel as if I have come home. I was meant to be here. When I first came to the temple, I sat down and smiled. Everything fell into place."

Any thoughts?

[luna-tic]

I don't want to rain on Steve's....er....Pamela's...er Bahucharaji's parade but I would of thought with the Indian peoples belief system being central to their culture, that a cross gender person from Tooting impersonating a Goddess would be seen as an insult.
Still; He's the one with the magic finger and looking at the historical pictures of their Goddess, I can see the likeness.
(please excuse me, I'm trying not to laugh).

[Theland]

Well I guess it beats working for a living.
I wonder if there are any more vacancies - I could do with a career move like that.

[naomi24]

Now Kroozer, I told you days ago to get that frock off and get back to normal, so forget it!

[Theland]

Not even for the last week in July and first week in August?

[luna-tic]

Does anyone know where I can buy a 1980's style green shell suit from? I'm sure with a wig and a prayer I could become David Icke....................................................or maybe not !

[Theland]

Luna - Would you give me a reference if I go after one of those goddess jobs?

[naomi24]

Ha! I don't know what either of you look like, but dressed for the job, the mind boggles!! I can't stop laughing!

[Theland]

Imagine the interview!

"Have you had any previous experience?"

[naomi24]

Well, thank you for coming. We'll let you know.

[luna-tic]

Theland, that's okay with the reference.Maybe we could swop clothes from time to time just to keep the public on their toes.

[naomi24]

Boys, I've had a brilliant idea!! You can BOTH have the job. This is the plan. If you put some make-up on and a few beads and bangles, one of you can sit behind the other, both stick your arms out and wiggle them about a bit, and voila! One of those goddesses with lots of arms!! Course, you can take your pick who sits at the front and who sits at the back - depends who likes the make-up most I suppose. Ah, that's settled then. Everybody's happy - unless of course Theland really can only do the last week in July and the first in August - then we've got a problem.

[luna-tic]

"The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
While combing my hair now
And wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you"

I'm just trying to get into the swing of it.
Right, where are my beads?
Cheers naomi :0)

[naomi24]

Luna, rather than taking this job as an idol in India, you really ought to consider applying for Pop Idol you know. Cor, what a voice!

[luna-tic]

Mmmm....Pop Idol....Maybe it could just work.
We're very musical in our family.
I can play the spoons and my brother can break wind to the tune of "God Save The Queen".
It's incredible to hear but no so great for the sense of smell.
:0)

[luna-tic]

I'm sorry naomi, that last post of mine just lowered the tone.
I was joking, of course

[Theland]

We'd need an agent!

[luna-tic]

Yeah, with our talent, it will need to be a secret agent.

[naomi24]

I obviously can't say a lot, and you need to keep this under your hat, but if you're looking for a secret agent ....... Ahem!!

[luna-tic]

Nudge nudge, wink wink ....say no more!

[Theland]

Luna - Don't get your hopes up too much. There could be psychometric testing involved in the selection process for a goddess - there is everywhere else!
And all of these holy cows doing a wee on your shoes!