Luna - The ABer Balladeer

[Theland]

Join with me in religious zeal, and venerate one of our most popular and artistic ABers, our very own Lunatus Ticulatis, Luna to you and me.
Honour him with a short story of his antics and musical triumphs, his mastery of musical instruments, and of course his golden cyber voice.

(four or five lines apiece - conditions apply. This does not affect your statutory rights)

[Mammar]

yoiked up their skirts and danced to it and promptly replied with a version of "Jerusalem".
Exhausted, they all flopped onto chairs while the Chairman made a fresh pot of tea and suggested.............

[Theland]

that Luna should be given time to catch up on his e mails to the Answerbank. He did. He came back. He took off his .....

[Theland]

.... small ....

[Theland]

....tight ....

[Theland]

....frilly ....

[Theland]

.... pink ...

[Mammar]

socks.............

[naomi24]

and

[Theland]

...... hat, and proceeded to ponder his furture, and his future as well!
"My future is in entertainment," he replied, to the one who had asked the question, who was lurking in the ...........

[Mammar]

......background, making a mental note not to book him for the Christmas party.
Des O'Connor - for it was he - felt a bit guilty about dismissing his talent and offered him a slot on "Countdown" saying that Carol Vorderman.............

[Theland]

... had signed up Waldo on bass guitar, Mibs on tambourine, Theland on harp, Jake on triangle, Wizard on drums, Daobi on piano, and would he like to join them in a forthcoming concert in aid of .......

[naomi24]

the ABer's annual ball. Oh what a lot there was to organise. For a start there was the .................

[Mammar]

...computers that would be all around the room
(ABers can't manage without them) and a bank of phones already programmed with a selection of pizza delivery numbers and not forgetting...............

[Theland]

...... the extra soft toilet tissue.
At this point, Lunas agent, his cousin, Father Fred, got involved, and insisted that his client would only perform in public if ..........

[Theland]

..... he was guaranteed a regular slot on the Answerbank Breakfast Show. The AB Editor readily agreed, and to this day, his lovely cyber voice can be heard every morning, shattering wine glasses throughout the land.

THE END

[Theland]

Hope you enjoyed this tribute to your talents, Luna. You're one of a kind.
Right then! Who's next?

[luna-tic]

Well what can I say?
Many thanks to Theland, Naomi and Mammar. My dear departed Mum is smiling warmly upon you all from her place of rest, being a real Eastender and it also brought me to tears: From laughter and just because you would even want to write anything about me in the first place.

"We Are Friends...We are Friends To The Bitter End"

[naomi24]

Hi Luna, I'm so pleased you enjoyed that. Knowing you're a modest man, I was a little worried it would embarrass you. Glad it didn't. Fun eh?

[Theland]

It was good to lighten up a little eh?

[naomi24]

Theland, for once I agree with you. :o)