A little joke to lighten the mood.

[styley]

God: "I've just created a period of time made up partly of light and partly of dark".... St. Peter: "What are you gonna do now?" .......... God: "Oh, I think I'm just gonna call it a day".

[Wolfspirit]

Actually thats a good joke if you read it again. Not bad.
However thats proberly what he would have said anyway and did do.

But nice one

[VS Prasad]

At last, god appeared to humans and said:

"I have come to assess the situation of my creation.
I want men to form two queues - one queue for
men who dominated their women, and the other
for men who were dominated by their women.
Further, I want all the women to go away so that no
man and woman can talk while the queues are formed"

When God came back after a while, the women are gone
and there are two queues. The queue for the men who
were dominated by their women is 100 miles long.
In the other queue, there is only one man.

God got angry and said, "You men should be ashamed
of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you
are not using what you can. Look at the only
one of my sons who stood up in the other queue
and made me proud. Learn from him!"

The men did not give reply.

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the
only one in this queue?"

The man replied, "I do not know sir! My wife told me
to stand here."