Spiritual guidance?

[naomi24]

I've been unable to log in to AB for a few days - but this morning EUREKA!! However, I've discovered that, in my absence, China has been shamelessly tempting me with goodies like cheese and grapes in exchange for the key to the wine cellar, and Theland has not only been composing and singing rap - no doubt in an effort to become the star of the Loony Orchestra - he's sentenced me to a truly dreadful fate - the worst punishment imaginable - a month in Chatterbank - and all because I advocated the abolition of the outdated Blasphemy Laws, observing innocently that if they were to be strictly imposed, a great many of us in R&S would now be languishing at Her Majesty's pleasure. This is cruelty indeed!! And him a Christian too!

But that's not the end of it. I now have a further problem. Having managed to log in to AB, somehow I can't bring myself to log out just in case I can't get back in again - so my questions are these. Am I becoming paranoid; should I seek spiritual guidance - and if so, from whom?

[Theland]

Wizard - what advice can you give Naomi? She is being led astray by China, and turns to us for help!
Should we advise abstinence in all things? To strengthen the spirit and heal the flesh?
Or shall we have a party?

[naomi24]

Party?!! Who said Party? I'll second that - and I've got the key to the wine cellar! Hee, hee, hee........ Eat your heart out, China!!

Cor, glad Wizard didn't choose your first option, Theland!!

Hang on a minute! Oi, Wiz, you turncoat - just a cotton-pickin' minute - (said in a most ladylike, and affronted, fashion!)() - what do you mean "What ladies?". This is outrageous!! Jimmy Choo would never have said such a thing!!!!

China, my dearest friend (slight grovel - although you're still not getting the key - but you are, of course, invited to the party), I must ask you - what's to be done with him?

Oh, ye of little faith, Wizard!! Theland, sadly it seems I am not alone in needing guidance - and China, self-confessed Jezebel that she is, could do with a bit too!!

[China Doll]

Whooooo Hoooooo!!!!

Rushes at wine before bobbles changes her mind

What to do with wiz? Hmmm.... We could always twist his corkscrew off him?

Although I really don't think it's fair that I'm being accused of leading anyone astray.

[naomi24]

Oops .... time to ditch this thread and get back to the serious stuff. See you at the party, China!

[Theland]

I missed the party - my computer went bust for a few days.