slugs in heven & hell

[dustypuss]

Do insects ie ( ants Nat's Worms etc )go to heaven or hell when they die ? Or is this privilege reserved for higher animals like cat's dogs humans horses ??

[keyplus90]

Naomi's banans rminded me about a joke.

A girl goes to a local shop to buy bananas. She grabs a bunch and says to the shop keeper. "Why don't you bring straight banans sometime".

"Why don't you by them to eat sometime" Shop keeper says.

[Lucy Thomas]

Dustypuss. In your question, why have you used an apostrophe to pluralise some words such as nat's and cat's, but not in others such as insects, ants, worms, animals, dogs, humans and horses?

What is your logic for this?

[dustypuss]

not me its my spell checker . I bet you teach English

[Octavius]

Well, you know what they say... those that can, do, and those that can�t �.

They seek him here, they seek him there, those froggies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven or is he in hell? That damned elusive garden snail.

[China Doll]

Is a snail a posh slug cause it has a house or a pikey slug cause it lives in his caravan?

[dustypuss]

A slug is just a poor sod who cannot afford a mortgage

[Octavius]

Snails and slugs belong to the mollusc group. This phylum includes the squid (no shell) and octopus (no shell) and all the aquatic bivalves (shells), such as the cockles and mussels (♫ alive-alive-oh ♪).

If I had the choice from that poor bunch - although I was accused of having the arms of one once - I�d be an octopus. It would be mollusc heaven.

[China Doll]

I think I'll be a cockle just because I like how the name sounds.

[Octavius]

They are not all called cockle, some might be called Trevor or Dave or Reg. You could be called Dick the Cockle.

[China Doll]

That's a very funny name for a girl cockle Oct!

[Octavius]

Many species are hermaphrodite China.

But you could be Anita Cockle, at least on Friday nights.

[China Doll]

That's a much prettier name Oct and far more appropriate for a girl cockle. I have no idea what you mean about the name being particularly suitable for Friday nights however.

[Octavius]

Well because girl cockles are not always girl cockles. So if you wanted to be Dick the Cockle during the week, you might allow yourself to become Anita Cockle at the weekends, or vice versa. Either way, you�d still get some cockle action, depending upon what sort of cockle you were and what sort of cockle you were after. Some cockles aren�t choosey, especially the Common Cockles.

[Octavius]

Actually having read another thread, I wouldn�t be surprised if you crossed species and went after a sea cucumber.

[China Doll]

Mental note - don't google boy cockles in girls clothes

[naomi24]

Octavius, you took the words out of my mouth!

[China Doll]

It was Mibs that brought up cucumbers, not me... I get the blame for everything round here! Then Boobies comes on going off about me bringing the site in to disrepute... It's not fari, I was all set for a road trip at the start of this!

[Octavius]

This is China Doll on her latest holiday getting really friendly with her dive buddy�..

http://www.skatedc.org/pix/tahiti-2002/images/ XXX%20aka%20sea%20cucumber.jpg

[China Doll]

My friend calls them cow fannys.:c)

[LoftyLottie]

China, thought you might have popped over to R&S to repent, but see that's far from true!!