What the blazes are you on about Theland? And stop swearing. It doesn't become you, so consider yourself told off! I hope you're not getting maudlin, because if you are there'll be one lady's dainty wellie boot travelling swiftly up your High Street to put you right - and you know it can! I'll tell you, if you dropped dead right now, and I knew about it, I'd be devastated. Go on, upset me why don't you?! Best part of a bottle of wine down, and bed time looming - this I can do without! What a rascal you are!
Put the (wellie) boot on the other foot. What if I posed the same question? What would you say? Ha! Some people! :o)