Hell: Hot or Cold

[SuperPigeon]

We commonly depict Hell as firey however in Dantes inferno he depicts it has cold.

Have I got my facts straight or is there more to this hot/cold Hell than what Ive found out
:)

[naomi24]

It's the other way round Octavius. You'd never, ever find a karaoke night going on at my house - EVER - but you'd receive a warm welcome.

Your hell couldn't possibly be a two star all-inclusive hotel, with karaoke, in the middle of Benidorm, could it? That would come very close indeed to my idea of hell.

[China Doll]

Is he allowed to do that? Just say a couple of half hearted hail mary's and he gets off scott free? I don't even have to forgive him? Pah... and people wonder why I hate organised religion.

[naomi24]

Yes, I know what you mean, China. They wriggle out of it every time. A few Hail Marys, and off they go - absolved!

[mibn2cweus]

Cheer up China. What they fail to realise is that each "Hail Mary" adds another 100 degrees to their eternity.

[China Doll]

Well thank physics for you Mibs!

[naomi24]

Hmmm .... get her showing off with the fancy link!

(I've not had the courage to try it since we learned how to do it, China. You have my greatest admiration - but you're still not getting that key!).

[mibn2cweus]

Dam. Now I'm feeling a hundred degrees hotter myself.
Naomi, Give me that dam key, NOW!

[naomi24]

Nope. Hee hee hee .....

[naomi24]

'Ere Mibs, fancy coming with me to kidnap Chakka and drag him back where he belongs?

[mibn2cweus]

If I find him first do I get the key? You check ChatterBank; I'll go look for him in the Science section . . .

Chakka! Where the hell are you???

[China Doll]

I can't believe what a coward you are mibs... sending naomi in to chatterbank unaided!

[mibn2cweus]

My, how quickly they turn. Looks like I might as well roll this thing back up and put it back in the package. Cold day in Hell . . . must be right. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ <o/"\o>

[Theland]

Mibs - There used to be a spare key under the door mat!
Don't set off the alarm!

[naomi24]

I'm back from Chatterbank .......... and I'm not well .........Vino Collapso ......... I need Vino Collapso.

[Theland]

You're shaking a bit there Naomi.

[Myriad2112]

I hope it's warm down there, I hatte the cold.

[Theland]

Naomis' wine cellar is always a bit chilly.

[naomi24]

Ha! Wouldn't you be ill if you were sent into the abyss alone?! Oooo... Theland ..... it was 'orrible. I searched and searched, but Chakka wasn't there. I couldn't even ask anyone if they'd seen him because I couldn't understand their language - I think they might have been speaking in tongues. You'll all have to be really gentle with me today. I'm quite poorly - I'm not sure that my shattered nerves will ever recover. Perhaps a sip of Vino Collapso might help though - if you could just raise my head from the pillow, I'll try to drink just a little if you have some.

[Theland]

Oh yes, they do speak in tongues, and argue a lot.
Take it easy and have a day off, and we'll send for some medical assistance for you.

[naomi24]

Theland, no need to trouble the emergency services. Just pass the bottle.