Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[naomi24]

Well, honestly!! What can you expect? There's me throwing caution to the wind by finally baring my soul and declaring my undying love, and what do you do? Scream for China! And you expect applause?! A girl can only take so much, you know. I might be able to manage a chorus or two of 'Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones', as a follow up, but that's your lot!

[naomi24]

Your thought for tonight.

I see that the Sports category has been reintroduced into the main section of AB. Now, not being the most technologically astute person on the planet, I may be wrong, but I can only assume that the PM facility is no longer operative. If that's true, then what's to do? I never used it much, but it was nice to have.

Night everyone. Beautiful dreams. x

[mibn2cweus]

There's more than one way to skin a rat! ~o">

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[naomi24]

So there is ...........squeak.

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I'm gonna miss my flying saucer though. Beam me up, Starman.

[naomi24]

thoughts ........ Starman, is that a genuine email address? @athiest.com? Love it!

[mibn2cweus]

. . . Evidently! >};^)>

[naomi24]

Haaaaaaaaaa! What a hoot! Brilliant!

[naomi24]

Coo, had terrible trouble getting the key in the lock today. I've ended up chipping away at the paint starting from today's layer until I finally reached the coat dated 1 April 2008 - and guess what? It's still wet! Would you believe it?!!

Your question for tonight. Does anyone else have these problems, or is it just me? (Flipping heck. That's a boring question - but someone's just posted a much better one in R&S. I can't get my brain around it tonight, but I will try harder tomorrow).

Night, night. Sleep tight. x

And where the hell is Theland? Poor choice of words there. Sorry. :o)

[naomi24]

What a thing to do! Shame on you! Of course, that sort of thing never ever happens to me. Heaven forbid! Dignity.....always dignity. Why, dignity is practically my byword. Shhlurp...Thersplutterrrrrrrrrrr!! Oops!

[naomi24]

Typhoo spray? The very idea! Earl Grey, yes, but never Typhoo! One must maintain standards, you know.

I watched the Mysteries of the Bible Explained last night. (I take it you realise I am now the proud possessor of Sky Television). That was really interesting. The only thing I doubted was the theory that the parting of the Red Sea was due to a strong wind blowing because I wondered how people could walk across the exposed sea bed in a 100 mph gale. Awkward, aren't I? Apart from that, the scientiic explanations for the plagues on the Egyptians made good sense - even the killing of the first born. I had no idea how they were going to explain that one, but they did.

When's the Mary Magdalene thing on then?

[naomi24]

Have I got plus, he asks. Have I got plus? Course I've got plus. You can record, stop the picture, rewind, all that stuff. No flies on me, Luna.

Cough ... cough ...Haven't the foggiest idea how to work it though.

:o/