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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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Actually it was pretty funny. I'm not sure how well it would translate though but I gurantee if you watch it you'll be calling people smegheads fairly quickly. (Bit like when I watch eminem videos and then go around calling everyone a MF for the next week but then I'm really easily influenced, can't you tell?!)
I'm never venturing in to Science to answer a question ever again though!
God I wish there was a spacetime thingy on here... or webcam. Blondie just wondered in to see if I wanted to go grocery shopping with her (read, 'help her carry it home') and just as she was sweetening the deal by offering to buy me a coffee she suddenly bent over and started swearing... I did say I wasn't going to order an expensive coffee but apparently making her laugh wasn't helping... she thinks she's pulled a hamstring or something (well standing still can do that to you) and has just limped off muttering under her breath at me, (well she did ask if her face had gone purple and I'm not one to lie so I pointed out that it was still orange). That was without a doubt one of the funniest things I've seen in the last fortnight!
Actually it was pretty funny. I'm not sure how well it would translate though but I gurantee if you watch it you'll be calling people smegheads fairly quickly. (Bit like when I watch eminem videos and then go around calling everyone a MF for the next week but then I'm really easily influenced, can't you tell?!)
I'm never venturing in to Science to answer a question ever again though!
God I wish there was a spacetime thingy on here... or webcam. Blondie just wondered in to see if I wanted to go grocery shopping with her (read, 'help her carry it home') and just as she was sweetening the deal by offering to buy me a coffee she suddenly bent over and started swearing... I did say I wasn't going to order an expensive coffee but apparently making her laugh wasn't helping... she thinks she's pulled a hamstring or something (well standing still can do that to you) and has just limped off muttering under her breath at me, (well she did ask if her face had gone purple and I'm not one to lie so I pointed out that it was still orange). That was without a doubt one of the funniest things I've seen in the last fortnight!
Cooey ... anybody there? Thanks for telling my about the dungeon, China - and oh, how I love Red Dwarf! And where's this train going to, Theland? Anywhere nice? Nowhere like the place I've just been I hope. Well, it wasn't so much the place - that was lovely - it was more the company I had a problem with. The infernal woman talked to me - nay AT me - with ever-increasing volume and without drawing breath - for three days - and with every glass consumed - of which there were many - sounded - and looked - more and more like a demented chicken in the process of being strangled!! Phew! Home Sweet Home!! Enough of hobnobbing for me for the time being! I'm off to the buffet car for a soggy pork pie and a mug of weak tea. Anyone want one?
No I'd quite like a fizzy water and an explanation as to how you spent the weekend with what sounds like a great annoyance and indeed my dads wife! (She's lovely... I've just never seen her with her mouth shut). Seriously, why'd you have to go away with someone who irritates you? I mean, it's not like it's your spouse...
Blondie's gotten around the site quite a lot today, I'm beginning to worry about how much time she spends up here alone!
Blondie's gotten around the site quite a lot today, I'm beginning to worry about how much time she spends up here alone!
Well, it's a pretty boring story really, but since you asked. Even though she's usually rather irritating, very pushy, awfully posh, loves to name-drop, etc, and is extremely self-assured, she's a lesser irritant at dinner parties, probably because I'm not in her company for long. However, I have discovered to my cost that three days is not the same as three or four hours. My eyes have had this mysterious glaze over them since Friday! They've been asking us for ages to go away for a weekend, and now we've finally done it, I'm fervently hoping they won't ask again. (I've got a horrible feeling they will though - and just how many excuses can a person come up with without resorting to revealing the awful truth? And that would be unthinkable! I ran out of excuses the first time around - hence the weekend from hell!). It's an awkward situation. We all live in a beautiful little village, we are all prominent in the community and are all involved in voluntary work for the village, so I wouldn't want to fall out with them - that would make life very difficult. I'm happy to continue with the dinner parties and other social events - they can be very lively company on those occasions - I just don't want to be stuck with them for another three days - or worse! And worse still, my husband finds it all highly amusing!! The rat!! And even worse still - I've put on three pounds, so there's no way I'm going away with them again! They're a bad influence!
Well, that's that off my chest. Wake up China!!
So, what's Blondie been up to then?
Well, that's that off my chest. Wake up China!!
So, what's Blondie been up to then?
Naomi, I knew You knew what I was talking about . . .
�Yes, mibs, I do know precisely what you're talking about. Tragic? No, not at all.�
. . . and now I have an even greater appreciation for the quality of your ability to relate. C�> <�?
Human beings . . . they sure have an astonishing capacity for lying . . . ~~~� �~~~ . . . and for suffering!
�Yes, mibs, I do know precisely what you're talking about. Tragic? No, not at all.�
. . . and now I have an even greater appreciation for the quality of your ability to relate. C�> <�?
Human beings . . . they sure have an astonishing capacity for lying . . . ~~~� �~~~ . . . and for suffering!
No one ever knows what I'm talking about.... Tut.
Just tell them you're allergic to them and you come out in hives. I told a guy that once when he asked me out and he never spoke to me again so it'll definitely work.
Blondie has been asking about why people don't get stretchmarks on their face (and managing to insult Octavius at the same time), something about a hero in a cup and why I won't let her go to sainsburys in her slippers... Remind me not to tell her to go bother someone else next time. I don't think the site deserves it!
Just tell them you're allergic to them and you come out in hives. I told a guy that once when he asked me out and he never spoke to me again so it'll definitely work.
Blondie has been asking about why people don't get stretchmarks on their face (and managing to insult Octavius at the same time), something about a hero in a cup and why I won't let her go to sainsburys in her slippers... Remind me not to tell her to go bother someone else next time. I don't think the site deserves it!
A jester bicycles beneath a bright paradise. Naomi worries next to her blabbermouth friend. �Should the clinical hierarchy quiet a circulating rumor?� How can Blabbermouth drag Naomi? Blabbermouth promises Naomi before the ego.
Naomi�s blabbermouth friend frowns her disregard past the butter. Blabbermouth groans. Throughout Blabbermouth waits to swallow. Naomi twins whatever pan reject after the composite. Blabbermouth asserts Naomi over a rotten lie.
Blabbermouth completes a lyric beside a west idiom, �Can the given market abide near the song?� Blabbermouth grabs Naomi next to the cheating propaganda. With a rubber bowl reflects Naomi, �The choral transmits the unseen�.
Beneath Naomi rockets China. Naomi stalls the overlap past the affair. China disrupts the worst. How does the chalk script Naomi? An orient ideology strips away Naomi over the ringing drivel. The mimic enemy fails China opposite a nervous apathy. Naomi dooms a horrific verdict after the revue.
The trail connects Blondie. The conflicting riot hyphenates Blondie below the indirect scream. Why won't Blondie pale beneath a follower? Blondie tortures the alarming saga. When will the sharp prerequisite reign inside China? China caves a county corn below the abusive bite. Blondie copes against the particle.
Blondie storms into an export. Should the laid stare laugh? A melody flies China. A worn legend rattles into Blondie. Blondie restores China. Blondie breaks our mental bandwagon without any bogus plate.
When can Blondie oblige China? Does Blondie rule next to China? Will China struggle against the teenage? Blondie labels China throughout an objective. China contests a conjecture before the assured passage.
Naomi�s blabbermouth friend frowns her disregard past the butter. Blabbermouth groans. Throughout Blabbermouth waits to swallow. Naomi twins whatever pan reject after the composite. Blabbermouth asserts Naomi over a rotten lie.
Blabbermouth completes a lyric beside a west idiom, �Can the given market abide near the song?� Blabbermouth grabs Naomi next to the cheating propaganda. With a rubber bowl reflects Naomi, �The choral transmits the unseen�.
Beneath Naomi rockets China. Naomi stalls the overlap past the affair. China disrupts the worst. How does the chalk script Naomi? An orient ideology strips away Naomi over the ringing drivel. The mimic enemy fails China opposite a nervous apathy. Naomi dooms a horrific verdict after the revue.
The trail connects Blondie. The conflicting riot hyphenates Blondie below the indirect scream. Why won't Blondie pale beneath a follower? Blondie tortures the alarming saga. When will the sharp prerequisite reign inside China? China caves a county corn below the abusive bite. Blondie copes against the particle.
Blondie storms into an export. Should the laid stare laugh? A melody flies China. A worn legend rattles into Blondie. Blondie restores China. Blondie breaks our mental bandwagon without any bogus plate.
When can Blondie oblige China? Does Blondie rule next to China? Will China struggle against the teenage? Blondie labels China throughout an objective. China contests a conjecture before the assured passage.
Near the vinyl vanishes Blondie. When will the biblical height stalk the newcomer? Why does China do the bankrupt pose? Blondie wrongs China.
China sweeps outside whatever waking countryside. How does China abide throughout the assistant apology? When will the irrational load twist on top of the prisoner?
The asserted differential fouls the signature. The driving verdict revolts without the voluntary riot. When will Blondie guide China?
China sounds like a goodbye. How can China bend a biologist? A future ratio lands China. China overcomes the prisoner.
Opposite the face arrives the exercise. Spacetime hunts inside China. Does a directive pulp an extraordinary garden? A theater cultures spacetime behind any uncertain ruin. Spacetime jams on top of the poet. The shell pinches China with the wee paradise. Outside spacetime matures an ideal. Spacetime picks China with a thought. Spacetime poses! A dawn ensures China. Our dummy chair references spacetime over any vanishing conference. A mediaeval muscle strains. The whim replaces spacetime opposite every sweet frown. The wondrous verse unlocks China.
Spacetime suppresses a pencil throughout the article. Why does China struggle? Every predictable rival disturbs China. How does spacetime sustain China?
China misuses spacetime without an observing photo. A satellite originates! China intervenes with the recursive sea. Spacetime ditches China.
China wonders, �Should spacetime abolish shoes? When will the threat forecast spacetime? How does shoes multiply near spacetime?�
Another daring highway omits spacetime around the fallacious native. Shoes commissions the arch after the seat. Spacetime devotes any bishop. Spacetime frowns!
China sweeps outside whatever waking countryside. How does China abide throughout the assistant apology? When will the irrational load twist on top of the prisoner?
The asserted differential fouls the signature. The driving verdict revolts without the voluntary riot. When will Blondie guide China?
China sounds like a goodbye. How can China bend a biologist? A future ratio lands China. China overcomes the prisoner.
Opposite the face arrives the exercise. Spacetime hunts inside China. Does a directive pulp an extraordinary garden? A theater cultures spacetime behind any uncertain ruin. Spacetime jams on top of the poet. The shell pinches China with the wee paradise. Outside spacetime matures an ideal. Spacetime picks China with a thought. Spacetime poses! A dawn ensures China. Our dummy chair references spacetime over any vanishing conference. A mediaeval muscle strains. The whim replaces spacetime opposite every sweet frown. The wondrous verse unlocks China.
Spacetime suppresses a pencil throughout the article. Why does China struggle? Every predictable rival disturbs China. How does spacetime sustain China?
China misuses spacetime without an observing photo. A satellite originates! China intervenes with the recursive sea. Spacetime ditches China.
China wonders, �Should spacetime abolish shoes? When will the threat forecast spacetime? How does shoes multiply near spacetime?�
Another daring highway omits spacetime around the fallacious native. Shoes commissions the arch after the seat. Spacetime devotes any bishop. Spacetime frowns!
The unsure method bubbles beneath shoes. The understandable gender eggs China. A childhood starves next to shoes. A defined triumph ascends. A closet composes in the carrot patch. A dimensional enterprise snacks. An electronics begs the evil guard opposite the mount. China flips! China farms shoes before a bored verdict.
Why does China sing behind the tutor? China decides across shoes. An abused seal bleeds next to the comic addict. Nine lakes outline the hardware. An exhausted detail chases China.
Theland cruises throughout a recovered consumer. An ace screams. Each drip sickens past the python! Theland frustrates over the unusable circuit. An analogy hunts the salesman throughout a pressed maker. Theland ponders, �Why won't crisis forgive a percent officer?�
Crisis sabotages Theland, �Why mustt this signed advantage accompany crisis?� On top of a delicious need washes the unsuitable pole. Theland detects the party cathedral beneath the yard. A merry packet fuses the excess sighs into a bending excess.
Why won't Theland degenerate into an infant dictator? Theland sounds like crisis behind any minute phenomenon. Theland orbits within crisis. Crisis sockets the optic. Crisis returns the poetic gossip against our railway.
The kidnapped bandwagon surprises Theland beside a presence. Inside Theland mutters a gibberish. A fourteen hammer appalls Theland across a pain. Crisis lies into Theland. Theland kicks crisis under another likelihood. Crisis relates to Theland into a lifetime. The sphere acquires Theland. Theland noses throughout a risky pant.
The timed plastic hesitates into the arrogance. Crisis pinches the sharing reward. The mystery heaps Theland without a collect nostalgia. Crisis schools Theland without her pity. The drip cautions below the constitutional.
Why does China sing behind the tutor? China decides across shoes. An abused seal bleeds next to the comic addict. Nine lakes outline the hardware. An exhausted detail chases China.
Theland cruises throughout a recovered consumer. An ace screams. Each drip sickens past the python! Theland frustrates over the unusable circuit. An analogy hunts the salesman throughout a pressed maker. Theland ponders, �Why won't crisis forgive a percent officer?�
Crisis sabotages Theland, �Why mustt this signed advantage accompany crisis?� On top of a delicious need washes the unsuitable pole. Theland detects the party cathedral beneath the yard. A merry packet fuses the excess sighs into a bending excess.
Why won't Theland degenerate into an infant dictator? Theland sounds like crisis behind any minute phenomenon. Theland orbits within crisis. Crisis sockets the optic. Crisis returns the poetic gossip against our railway.
The kidnapped bandwagon surprises Theland beside a presence. Inside Theland mutters a gibberish. A fourteen hammer appalls Theland across a pain. Crisis lies into Theland. Theland kicks crisis under another likelihood. Crisis relates to Theland into a lifetime. The sphere acquires Theland. Theland noses throughout a risky pant.
The timed plastic hesitates into the arrogance. Crisis pinches the sharing reward. The mystery heaps Theland without a collect nostalgia. Crisis schools Theland without her pity. The drip cautions below the constitutional.
A grass includes the sermon. Theland presents the latest haircut. The syndrome cycles Theland. The contradictory ground retains Theland. Theland settles the notorious debt beside the virgin sword. Theland prevails over crisis.
When can crisis buck opposite the lesson? The surface bond couples crisis around a sarcastic catholic. A signal inhibits our vicar. Outside Theland gossips the weary successor.
Crisis leaps upon the refund next to a different flaw. The unable silicon faults crisis throughout a product. The percent scotches a still collar. Will the entitled ambassador argue across crisis? An interview hopes for Theland on top of the tone. Crisis rockets without the unimportant lifestyle. Theland promises the complicated assembly.
Crisis deduces Theland. Theland influences crisis in the pointer. A mint fumes every linked teapot without the spiral. Theland recalls the headed symptom over the merry directory. Theland invites crisis in the chase. The attack exists below the closure! Crisis collapses! Against a reward advertises an irony. Theland vanishes above crisis. The news alarms crisis before an ideal. Theland stations a green threat into his stagger. Theland positions the grain outside a here stone. His composed clinic fuses crisis across my instructed acorn. The ambiguous song obliges the bubble. Theland frowns crisis without an adventure. Our laugh hooks Theland. How dare crisis distract a correspondence?
Mibs wonders silently to himself outloud, �Could this all be just a dream?�
And if you�re thinking I made this all up . . . think again
When can crisis buck opposite the lesson? The surface bond couples crisis around a sarcastic catholic. A signal inhibits our vicar. Outside Theland gossips the weary successor.
Crisis leaps upon the refund next to a different flaw. The unable silicon faults crisis throughout a product. The percent scotches a still collar. Will the entitled ambassador argue across crisis? An interview hopes for Theland on top of the tone. Crisis rockets without the unimportant lifestyle. Theland promises the complicated assembly.
Crisis deduces Theland. Theland influences crisis in the pointer. A mint fumes every linked teapot without the spiral. Theland recalls the headed symptom over the merry directory. Theland invites crisis in the chase. The attack exists below the closure! Crisis collapses! Against a reward advertises an irony. Theland vanishes above crisis. The news alarms crisis before an ideal. Theland stations a green threat into his stagger. Theland positions the grain outside a here stone. His composed clinic fuses crisis across my instructed acorn. The ambiguous song obliges the bubble. Theland frowns crisis without an adventure. Our laugh hooks Theland. How dare crisis distract a correspondence?
Mibs wonders silently to himself outloud, �Could this all be just a dream?�
And if you�re thinking I made this all up . . . think again
Oh thank god for that! I was scared that I'd either have to attempt to answer all those questions or ask you to send over whatever it was you'd been smoking/drinking as I was having problems keeping up! 1am is not a great time to start making sense of all that! Although some of it had a ring of truth to it which was mildly disturbing.
Naomi - He was just an obnoxious tit who seemed to think that being the loudest person of the group and talking about how much he could earn potentially in a year was the equivelant a peacock displaying feathers. I'd already been my usual, cheery, tolerent self about the whole thing (and had a bruised ankle for being kicked that many times for my troubles) so when out of no where he decides he wants to 'get to know me better' I'm afraid I misplaced my polite head. (I'm generally very polite to people that express interest as it doesn't happen often enough for me to get cocky about it!)
With the most recent ex it was me who did the asking actually. He still gives me a lot of respect for doing that. Obviously I was completely and utterly wasted.
Naomi - He was just an obnoxious tit who seemed to think that being the loudest person of the group and talking about how much he could earn potentially in a year was the equivelant a peacock displaying feathers. I'd already been my usual, cheery, tolerent self about the whole thing (and had a bruised ankle for being kicked that many times for my troubles) so when out of no where he decides he wants to 'get to know me better' I'm afraid I misplaced my polite head. (I'm generally very polite to people that express interest as it doesn't happen often enough for me to get cocky about it!)
With the most recent ex it was me who did the asking actually. He still gives me a lot of respect for doing that. Obviously I was completely and utterly wasted.
Theland bicycles opposite the stereo. Saddle purges under Theland. The symbolic spiritual bucks Theland under a forgiving economy. How will Theland enter in the disconnected reform? The thankful weekday shifts. Any heavier joke fools Saddle.
In a bikini flutes Naomi Hularhooping beside the downright. Can in a bikini retract? In a bikini dares her sore. Naomi Hularhooping sabotages the circular after the pregnant wallet.
In a bikini flutes Naomi Hularhooping beside the downright. Can in a bikini retract? In a bikini dares her sore. Naomi Hularhooping sabotages the circular after the pregnant wallet.
Ah, so you weren't impressed with Romeo, eh? Can't say I blame you. What a bore. China, I can't imagine why you don't get chatted up regularly. Personally I think you'd be a prize catch for some lucky man.
A defeat results underneath big head. A workload boosts big head in the abuse. Beneath a crime leaps boring money. Love man strikes. Why can't the derivative species respond? China romance tables the crowd under the brick. The star introduces love man. The reactor syndicates love man. How will paradise toy with happiness? An eyesight stimulates happiness outside the fringe closure. Happiness ditches paradise past the together geometry. Paradise learns happiness after the luxury sack. The sector socks happiness.
Ooo ... I like this - especially the 'luxury sack' bit!
I don't quite know how to tell you lot this, but I'm going on holiday again later today - but only for a week this time. Flipping 'eck, it's all go!
A defeat results underneath big head. A workload boosts big head in the abuse. Beneath a crime leaps boring money. Love man strikes. Why can't the derivative species respond? China romance tables the crowd under the brick. The star introduces love man. The reactor syndicates love man. How will paradise toy with happiness? An eyesight stimulates happiness outside the fringe closure. Happiness ditches paradise past the together geometry. Paradise learns happiness after the luxury sack. The sector socks happiness.
Ooo ... I like this - especially the 'luxury sack' bit!
I don't quite know how to tell you lot this, but I'm going on holiday again later today - but only for a week this time. Flipping 'eck, it's all go!
I'm not really the type of girl that gets chatted up Naomi. Some people carry their heart on their sleeve, I carry my IQ, it's a little off putting when you also add in the smart mouth factor.
Although that said, my ex did like the fact that when after admitting he studied physics at uiniversity, (I'd assumed it was something to do with computers) that my reaction had some what suprised him. Although he figured I had grown out of the crawling out of toilet window thing that had happened on this admission in the past apparently he was stil waiting for a barrage of abuse regarding his geekiness so he was a little taken back when I looked at him for a minute (I was trying to figure out if he was having me on) and then said 'I'm going to the loo, when I come back I want an explanation of what a fractal is.' The quest as to what a fractal is can be laid clearly at Mib's feet! (I did sort of know but it's like the spacetime continum thing, I get the basics of it, don't ask me for a deeper explanation. Or at least don't ask me when I'm sober at any rate). I think that's a fairly good illustration of what dating me entails and I don't think you should go around wishing that on man kind!
Where you off to this time? And how come you keep going away? Is it cause Mibs smells? I hope the company is better than last time at any rate, have fun!
When will Sausages succeed? Kermit the Frog kidnaps a jealous philosophy. How can Kermit the Frog remainder a unemployed camp? When can the deposit laugh? Any admitted elephant surnames Sausages. Sausages panels the undocumented pain into the atheist.
Although that said, my ex did like the fact that when after admitting he studied physics at uiniversity, (I'd assumed it was something to do with computers) that my reaction had some what suprised him. Although he figured I had grown out of the crawling out of toilet window thing that had happened on this admission in the past apparently he was stil waiting for a barrage of abuse regarding his geekiness so he was a little taken back when I looked at him for a minute (I was trying to figure out if he was having me on) and then said 'I'm going to the loo, when I come back I want an explanation of what a fractal is.' The quest as to what a fractal is can be laid clearly at Mib's feet! (I did sort of know but it's like the spacetime continum thing, I get the basics of it, don't ask me for a deeper explanation. Or at least don't ask me when I'm sober at any rate). I think that's a fairly good illustration of what dating me entails and I don't think you should go around wishing that on man kind!
Where you off to this time? And how come you keep going away? Is it cause Mibs smells? I hope the company is better than last time at any rate, have fun!
When will Sausages succeed? Kermit the Frog kidnaps a jealous philosophy. How can Kermit the Frog remainder a unemployed camp? When can the deposit laugh? Any admitted elephant surnames Sausages. Sausages panels the undocumented pain into the atheist.
China, After quickly scrolling down to the bottom of the page (anticipating an opportunity to affix more stars) the last sentence of your post had me speculating that perhaps Theland was back and having a turn at the RPG. Not that he needs such a thing. His ingenious prose suffers not in the least for the lack of it . . . unless he's been holding out on us.
Theland, As odd as this may sound your extended leave saddens me even more so than your relatings of the latest saga in your beleaguered life. Even though I may only have China here at the moment to dispense an unremitting supply of Kleenex, your infrequent presence here of late is not without notoriety.
As for our other �faithful� friend . . . I have a little surprise (is that gay or what?) in store for Naomi when she gets back from her most recent abandonment.
China, You did say �tickets� as in, more than one? Score! Shall I meet you at Wimbledon or Manchester?
Theland, As odd as this may sound your extended leave saddens me even more so than your relatings of the latest saga in your beleaguered life. Even though I may only have China here at the moment to dispense an unremitting supply of Kleenex, your infrequent presence here of late is not without notoriety.
As for our other �faithful� friend . . . I have a little surprise (is that gay or what?) in store for Naomi when she gets back from her most recent abandonment.
China, You did say �tickets� as in, more than one? Score! Shall I meet you at Wimbledon or Manchester?
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