Jewish Recall Notice

[TorahBoy]

Regardless of make or year, all units known as "human beings" are being recalled by the Manufacturer. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named "Adam" and "Eve" resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect is technically termed, "Serious Internal Non-morality," but more commonly known as "SIN."

Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect:
[a] Loss of direction
[b] Lack of peace and joy
[c] Depression
[d] Foul vocal emissions
[e] Selfishness
[f] Ingratitude
[g] Fearfulness
[h] Rebellion
[i] Jealousy

The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair service free of charge to correct the SIN defect.

The Repair Technician, HaShem, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. To repeat, there is no fee required.

The number to call in for repair in all areas is: PRAYER.

Once connected, please upload the burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, HaShem, into the heart component of the human unit.. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, HaShem will replace it with:

[a] Love
[b] Joy
[c] Peace
[d] Kindness
[e] Goodness
[f] Faithfulness
[g] Gentleness
[h] Patience
[I] Self-control

Please see the operating manual, TORAH, for further details on the use of these fixes. As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from the resident Maintenance Technician, HaShem. Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up residence on the premises.

WARNING: Continuing to operate a human being unit without corrections voids th

[Mr Veritas]

Very funny TorahBoy,
And now an old Jewish saying from my wife who was born a Jew.

"The Catholics have forgiveness,whereas the Jews just have guilt!"

[naomi24]

It hardly seems fair to blame the whole of humanity for the mistakes of a couple of amoebas.

[Ankou]

i think i was a special edition that corrected all these original faults. then they broke the mould.

[jake-the-peg]

I thought all the defective units had been recalled with water damage

[mibn2cweus]

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Your too late. Your guarantee of faith has expired in light of your apparent incompetence. Having discovered your bogus title derived from non-existent origins I’ve opted to assume soul ownership, paid in full with personal responsibility. I’ve since identified and traced the problem to a faulty operating system which has since been replaced by rational self-interest. Having taken a right turn I am now traveling on the road of reason to self fulfillment as a genuine caring contributing member of the human race and have no desire to return to or travel down your divisive one-way dead end road of delusion and empty promises heading to nowhere.

[beso]

I have also opted to replace the faulty operating system. It was just too unstable and prone to episodes that frequently endanged the hardware and had been known to severely disrupt the whole network. Who could forget the near complete destuction of all the hardware on an entire network (including whole datacentres in many cases) when Hebrew 1.0 was released. It is clearly documented in Joshua's blog and quite worth the read.

I researched the problem and found most of the trouble originates in the Divine Rights Management (DRM) system. The hardcoded logic in the Morality Module led to fatal inconsitencies which are evident when the operator's manual is closely studied. These flaws have been part of the original code and all the derivative operating systems since Abraham 1.0 was first released. It inevitably falls into a loop where the illusion of a connection to a higher morality is created in complete disconnection from reality.

The vulnerability has frequently been exploited to launch botnet attacks particularly on users who substitute the unauthorised operating system modifications. This led to s domination of the network by the single threaded operating systems. A work around of rolling the Morality Module version back to a the stoneage turned out to cause large compatabiity problems and in every case competing subversions from the two biggest projects led to even more incompatability.

However open source operating systems are now so prevalent that many have opted to avoid even connecting to the Religion Network at all. Although this does eliminate the potential for downloading religious malware it does not prevent the effects caused by damage to the hardware in carrier networks.

The problem will really only be solved when the error prone module based morality architecture inherant in these antequated operating systems are abandonned in favour of the more sophisticated Morality kernel structure used in