Had to laugh

[4getmenot]

Was just out in back garden and feeling really bloated after drinking coke all day and just let out an almighty f@rt lol. Then heard a cough from over fence, neighbour was out there having a fag ha ha

[jno]

blimey, just as well the fag didn't light up the escaping gases and blow you both to kingdom come...

[4getmenot]

why donald? You arent my neighbour are you?

[4getmenot]

No I'm not at 43 :-)

[trt]

Would appreciate if you kept your personal body functions to yourself, don't think its of any interest to any A/Bs!

[Jan1957]

Made me laugh too 4get :-)

[4getmenot]

Oooooooooooooooooooohh

http://farm3.static.f...00_9ae9024650.jpg?v=0

[4getmenot]

is it so wrong trt? theres loads of people talking about sickness in body and soul

[4getmenot]

I cant play them donald, (what a great name when talking about trumps) bloke is upstairs trying to sleep and all he will here is various fart sounds lol. I'm guessing never ending fart lol

[trt]

We are not talking about sickness in body and soul 4getmenot, I am just saying farting in my opinion, in front of people is rude.

[4getmenot]

says the person talking about sex doggy fashion the other night lol.
Farts are just that bodily functions. Is it worse I'm female? I did go outside to do it. This is why its always women you see in adverts for trapped wind etc never blokes because they fart whenever they want.

[4getmenot]

I wouldnt take it that far tony. I dont do it in company. :-)