A Message From The Un

[pastafreak]

Must be a scam...saw this in my inbox...have not opened to read further...

UNITED NATIONS OFFICE
DID YOU AUTHORISED DR. GEORGE JEFFREY TO PICK UP YOUR FUND?
INTERNATIONAL FUNDS TRANSFER/AUDIT UNIT UNITED NATIONS(WORLD

It was all in caps.

[woofgang]

Ban Ki-moon used to write to me.

[DTCwordfan]

I had Colonel Qaddafi's daughter in the back of my Cornish taxi.....I took her black Amex card - and kept it.

[tonyav]

I had one earlier that said Mr X your name is on the list, I thought it must be from the mafia. Turns out it was from Ladbrokes.

[Tilly2]

Yont, why would the mafia be after you?

Check the bed before you get in it tonight!

[tonyav]

C'us it said my name is on the 'List' !. hit list maybe.

[Togo]

Robert Mugabee keeps emailing me and asking if I want to shoot a lion. I email back n say what with these eyes.

[DTCwordfan]

Here you are tony,

http://bingo.ladbrokes.com/en/slots-and-games/mafia-millions

Quando si tratta di mafia , spero Papa Francesco è alla ricerca dopo di te.

[Captain2]

...for all that Northern Soul Tony - you deserve some concrete shoes ;))

[Tilly2]

Yeah, I see that, Yont. Hit list and all that..... but what have you done to annoy them?

[tonyav]

Cap'n, I'd rather sleep with my wife than with the fishes ;-)

[tonyav]

. but what have you done to annoy them?

Dunno Yilly, but I have watched the Godfather trilogy more than once. Maybe that has annoyed them.

[DTCwordfan]

maybe minty will light a candle for you and say. 'Hail Mary' three times. Gness won't and she has excellent credentials in the Irish Church.....

[Tilly2]

Sleep with a baseball bat beside the bed, Yont!

[tonyav]

Well I'd rather wake up with a baseball bat beside me rather than an horses head, Yilly.

[Tilly2]

Yes Yont, watch out for Shergar!

[DTCwordfan]

Don't you mean Sharignan, I wondered what had happened to her.....imagine, a filly in an Irish field like that. Shame.