Eurovision Song Contest

[Duncer]

Was the Russian entry really Wayne Rooney's fantasy night out?

[Duncer]

Sorry, I'll try again......

[Sipowicz]

Grab a granny night?

[Hopkirk]

He's on our team at the moment, so surely you should be supporting him (until he goes back to Manure)

[Duncer]

Perhaps I might, if I were English, not that I have anything against England, in fact I wish them well although, while he might be on your team, he is not on mine.