The Liverpool mess

[bibblebub]

The court case started today and now there's an improved offer from Lim, a ManU fan, to further mess things up.

Is the current court case (forget about any appeals) due to last just a couple of days or might that drag on and on?

[redman41]

The Verdict will be delivered tomorrow Morning at 10.30am at the High Court in London. Hopefully it will mean the end of Hick's and Gillette's ownership of the Club.
Royal Bank of Scotland could force the Club into Administration on Friday if Hicks and Gillette win as the loan needs to be repayed by them on 15th (Friday).
It's a mess which hopefully NESV can help to resolve by Buying the Club and repaying the Debt the Club owe. LFC can then move forward in a positive way.

[joeluke]

Newsflash........Liverpool FC have been refused permission to build a new stadium on Stanley Park

The local council ruled that a funfair once a year is ok but a circus every two weeks is not acceptable

[flobadob]

Apparently the Asian offer was the preferred option of the board before it fell through. I still think whoever comes in should just cut the losses with Hodgson and get Martin O'Neill in.

[bibblebub]

joeluke always has people in stitches - those who slash their wrists because of his twisted humour

Why would Martin O'Neill want to come in at the present time? Why would any decent manager want to come in at the present time?

[joeluke]

Oxo are bringing out a new stock cube to add to their range.........it's dedicated to LFC and is called Laughing Stock

[4846]

Q: What’s the difference between a Liverpool fan and a coconut?
A: One’s thick and hairy, and the other’s a tropical fruit.

[bibblebub]

Started with the christmas crackers early this year joeluke? Or do you use the same box every year?

[4846]

Q: What do you call a Liverpool fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar.

[joeluke]

I was offered 2 free tickets to Liverpools end of season party.......but had to turn them them down as I'm busy this Friday

[4846]

Q: How can you tell when Liverpool are losing?
A: It’s five past three.

[flobadob]

joeluke is a hermaphrodite. bibblebub, once this new crowd come in and wipe the debt they will have to start rebuilding, that is obvious. So any manager will be given funds. I just think Hodgson is out of his depth. O'Neill has done well wherever he's managed with average teams and average funds at his disposal. It's time for him to step up.

[bibblebub]

scouser burglars ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXzqajzQ4GM&p=4E0C16D10F76B93A&playnext=1&index=1

[joeluke]

In a recent survey, 86% of scousers said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.

The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison (yet).

[joeluke]

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a £50 note. Who gets it?


A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.

[joeluke]

A young Liverpool fan is walking his mangy, rabid, one-eared, three-legged dog near Anfield when he finds a lamp and rubs it.

Out pops a genie, who says: "You have released me from a thousand years solitude, and for that I shall grant you one wish."

The Scouser strokes his chin for a minute and replies: "I love my dog so much that I'd like you to restore him to full health and give him back his missing ears and legs."

"Blimey," says the genie, "I'm not a bloody miracle worker! Give me a new wish."

"Oh, all right then - I'd like Liverpool to win the Premiership in my lifetime."

The genie pauses before replying: "Give us another look at that dog."

[bibblebub]

do i get any thanks for letting you regurgitate the jokes you sent into the beano in 1954?

[joeluke]

Yeah cheers Bibble........for opening a thread on the most topical joke around at the moment

[joeluke]

Teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

Little boy: "No miss, it's a lie. He plays for Liverpool but I'm too embarrassed to say".

[joeluke]

A kid was walking down the street, when a car pulls up alongside him.
''I'll give you £10 and a bag of sweets if you get in the car'' the man said.
''No chance'' said the kid.
''Well what about £20 and a bag of sweets?'' the man offered.
''Look Dad, feck off, I'm not going with you to watch that crock of sh1t at Anfield today

[bibblebub]

carry on, no-one's bothering to read it anyway since it is one of my threads