anyway JJ as Pompey me (and I can speak for Bobjugs) are not talking to you. The Seagull at work has gloated by wearing his tie at work since Monday. He doesnt even have to talk; he just walks in wearing his tie.
When West Ham entered the football league they played at the 'Old Iron Works'. Hence the Irons. Nothing to do with Homosexual or Gay. Yes their nickname is the Hammers, but some people still call them the Irons.