No idea. I'd rather dig my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
Bill Bryson sums it up for me:
'It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavours look interesting and lively; that was merely an unintended side effect. I don't wish to denigrate a sport that is enjoyed by millions, some of them awake and facing the right way, but it is an odd game'.
'I've never seen offside medium slow fast pace bowling to match it, not since Baden-Powell took Rogan Josh for a maiden ovary at Bangalore in 1948'
;-)