A teacher asks her class if they're Arsenal fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Ok, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "Westham United miss ." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Westham fans, so I'm a Westham fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No miss , that would make me an Arsenal fan!"