Do Uk Footballers Sometimes After A Massage Get Hand Relief For Medical Reasons.

[dfward]

Afriend says this is true... i dont believe him...

[factor-fiction]

I think someone's been pulling your plonker

[RATTER15]

Hook, line and sinker ......... lol

[sandyRoe]

I hesitate to ask, dfward, but are you and your friend footballers?

[joggerjayne]

Hand relief?

Why do their hands need relieving?

It's their legs that get tired.

[shoota]

Where's me boots?

[tasker8]

not if the manager has already pulled him off at half time!

[joggerjayne]

badoom ... tsshhh !

[MadMen]

Sugar! I'm in the wrong business!

[joggerjayne]

Mad ... you'd want to be a masseuse??

[douglas9401]

Are you sure your friend didn't say that there were a lot of to$$ers in UK football?
Looks like he saw you coming.

[craft1948]

I think you should really reconsider your question......

[Svejk]

Only if they're stiff.

[Old_Geezer]

If their hand hurts why wouldn't the physio try to relieve that ?

[Duncer]

Joey Barton wouldn't; he already is a prize w@nker.

[Sipowicz]

Only if it's David Seaman!

[Canary42]

Ask the former Leeds United owner, Master Bates.

[Peter Pedant]

Hmm..... are any of them planning to elect the new pope ?

really the standard of puerile comment on this thread !

[Hopkirk]

It's what Wayne tells Coleen.