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Grand Stupidity
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In the pub with the husband and we're standing at the bar waiting to be served.
It's the turn of the man standing next to us who is perusing the food menu.
"Can I help you, Sir?"
"Oh hi, yes, do you serve food here?"
Can anyone better that?
It's the turn of the man standing next to us who is perusing the food menu.
"Can I help you, Sir?"
"Oh hi, yes, do you serve food here?"
Can anyone better that?
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Assistant......I'll try...
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Me....I'm trying to find a book my little girl wants to read...but she doesn't know the title or author.....if I tell you about it is there any way you could find it?
Assistant......I'll try...
Me....It's about a cat who moves to a new area where cats are being murdered....the cat and his new friends get together and decide to try to track down the murderer........
Assistant......I don't suppose you know whether it's fact or fiction?
Not really stupid, NoM...but it tickled me.......x
oh Broosel
I get on wizz foreigners
and asked at the bureau d'acceuil - I would like to go to Bruges and the fella
" well - go!"
actually a helpful belgian said - no no he wants to know how to get to Bruges
and the cruel fella said "you go to ze key zat says 'Bruges' and you take the train from zat"
and I said - all in Fransh - "there isnt one"
and he said well you cant go ....
I get on wizz foreigners
and asked at the bureau d'acceuil - I would like to go to Bruges and the fella
" well - go!"
actually a helpful belgian said - no no he wants to know how to get to Bruges
and the cruel fella said "you go to ze key zat says 'Bruges' and you take the train from zat"
and I said - all in Fransh - "there isnt one"
and he said well you cant go ....
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him: "do you have your cat with you ...?"
me : "errr ...who brings their cat camping?"
him: "do you have your cat with you ...?"
me : "errr ...who brings their cat camping?"
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NoM will love this
I was standing there with a whip waiting for newcomers .....
Med Student - I dont want to do Children
Me: when you came into this building you walked under a sign.What did it say ?
Med Student - The Childrens Hospital
Me This gives you some idea of the type of patient you are going to meet over the next three months
Med Student - sullenly - dont want to do children .......
I clearly inspire everyone whom I meet