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I didn't watch any rugby yesterday.
Now, picture this. It actually happened. England Ladies football team were playing a qualifier. They needed one point to qualify for the World Cup. They're 1-0 down, one minute to go. They win a free kick just inside the opposition half, a couple of yards from the touchline. The commentator said this is a chance to put a cross into the penalty area and see if they can get the equalizer. Everyone's in the penalty area, waiting with baited breath. The jostling; the shoving; the pulling, the shouting. The kicker looking, arm waving, searching for the target. This is probably the last chance for England. The kicker runs up, has an almighty sweep at the stationary ball. It's on it's way - it bounces once; it bounces twice; it bounces for a third time before it reaches the penalty area. Wonderful! Don't you just love womens' football? Nope.
Anyway, I'm off for my breakfast now. Mrs Clarion is really good in the kitchen and I told her to have it ready for 8.15, which she has managed to do, because
My wife's not feeling very well
Her legs are not too steady
I have to carry he down the stairs
To get my breakfast ready.
Don't you just love 'em? :o) :o) ;o)
Now, picture this. It actually happened. England Ladies football team were playing a qualifier. They needed one point to qualify for the World Cup. They're 1-0 down, one minute to go. They win a free kick just inside the opposition half, a couple of yards from the touchline. The commentator said this is a chance to put a cross into the penalty area and see if they can get the equalizer. Everyone's in the penalty area, waiting with baited breath. The jostling; the shoving; the pulling, the shouting. The kicker looking, arm waving, searching for the target. This is probably the last chance for England. The kicker runs up, has an almighty sweep at the stationary ball. It's on it's way - it bounces once; it bounces twice; it bounces for a third time before it reaches the penalty area. Wonderful! Don't you just love womens' football? Nope.
Anyway, I'm off for my breakfast now. Mrs Clarion is really good in the kitchen and I told her to have it ready for 8.15, which she has managed to do, because
My wife's not feeling very well
Her legs are not too steady
I have to carry he down the stairs
To get my breakfast ready.
Don't you just love 'em? :o) :o) ;o)
I'm old enough to remember Anne Packer (outsider) winning the 800m at Tokyo. Recent women are (obviously) Jessica, (gorgeous) Denise Lewis before her in the same discipline, and Amy Williams doing the head-banging thing in Canada (skeleton bob or something?)
But VE's favourite female British athlete is Kelly (sorry, Dame Kelly) Holmes. Srunning double at the Athens(?) Olympics.
But VE's favourite female British athlete is Kelly (sorry, Dame Kelly) Holmes. Srunning double at the Athens(?) Olympics.