Glad you didn't post this in Jokes - there's too much truth here!
Wife 2.0 is running Husband 1.0, originally on Sinclair Spectrum, now on quad processor and Windows 7.
Despite hardware upgrades, the original software still functions perfectly, though some systems operate less frequently and take longer to boot up.
May I recommend an original program which seems to have lost ground to some more recent slick stuff, requiring less skill and attention?
- it's called Love 1.0