Not very helpful CheekyChops, surely if they could they would.
If you have 'Windows Movie Maker' among your programmes it is not very difficult.
Just transfer your photos from your stick, perhaps into 'my pictures' then drag them from there into the window in 'movie maker' you can also drag your MP3 files from 'my music in the same way, this will give you your background music.
Sorry it is difficult to explain, but once you load 'Windows Movie Maker' you will soon get the idea hopefully.