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[ALLO5775]

does ne1 know who ian is? this person sent me an e-mail from uk and asked me to join. i'm lost.help please!

[warpig3]

My dad is called Ian but I dont i think it was him, but i can ask if you like!

[RATTER15]

Im Ian, but to my knowledge I havnt sent you no email!!

[cazzz1975]

make sure it isnt some advertizin scam

[warpig3]

Ratter are you my dad?

[RATTER15]

Warpig, hello Son!!!! hows you Mum, do they still call her slack Alice and does she still drink the Meths down on the docks, I remember her well!!!! The romance!!!!!

[RATTER15]

or should that have been Daughter? OK, its been a long time!!

[warpig3]

Hi Pops, yes it has been a long time, Mum is fine, saw her last week sleeping in a doorway outside M&S, you will be glad to know she is no longer on the Meths, but has upgraded to Buckfast. She asked fondly after you, well she actually said 'where is that no good, lousy, sh*t of a father, he owes me �16,897.43 in child maintenance', which I thought in the circumstances was rather nice.

Now that I have found you, I and my 17 illegitimate swine(sadly not all from the same father) will be visiting you and carakeel very, very, very, soon.

Your every loving daughter,
warpig.

PS why did you call me warpig? Is it something akin to 'A boy named Sue' ?

[ALLO5775]

i guess thats what i get for postin my e-mail on here to see nat's preaty feet. lol

[RATTER15]

No, you just looked like a war torn pig!!!! I bet you have kept those looks!!

I felt sorry for your Mother at the birth, when the midwife saw you happy little piggy face she slapped her!!

[warpig3]

You know what Pops, I have kept my looks, even have a ring through my nose and each of my ten nipples!

[RATTER15]

You were born with two nipples short, I never realised!!!

You poor little piggy!!

[warpig3]

Ah that explains why all the kids in school used to point and laugh. I though it was because of my pink pointy ears and curly tail.

Oink, oink.

[knobbynonuts]

so your not a feella called shelia who sells stella for a tenner