Whose brilliant idea was it . . .

[LewPaper]

to allow ringtones for mobile phones when they could've used the silent vibration-only method? Probably the same nursery school reject who allowed solicitors to start advertising. All these no-win-no-fee ads are really getting on my ****.

[ummmm]

I don't have a landline. I often leave my mobile in various rooms....I only realise that when I hear it ring...or want to ring someone.

[mccfluff]

got it lol (tip to future self, move paperwork when looking for phone)

[LewPaper]

sherrardk: how d'er work that out?

[Old_Geezer]

You have a phone, you expect it to ring when a call comes in. Vibration is an added function. One is able to switch to vibration only if desired.

[LewPaper]

Ye gods. That's just my point.

[ummmm]

I'd have to buy a new phone if set mine to silent...lol

[sherrardk]

I worked that out by the sheer fact that you are the one moaning about it.

[LewPaper]

No, I'm making a point just like the other thousands of other contributors on here. Welcome it as moaning if you like, but I'm making a point. Understand now?

[sherrardk]

Did you get hit with the patronising stick this morning?

[LewPaper]

Any one you can best criticise

[LewPaper]

All the nursery schools must be closed today.

[ummmm]

Wow..

[LewPaper]

My my Trim, they are using big words in 'Janet and John' These days. Does it give you the meaning or haven't you got that far yet?

[DTCwordfan]

Who is this Lew Paper talking such crap here......

talk about being rude to folk - so close to a report, so I suspect eithr the thread will be reported or Lew will be the Ed's toilet paper suspended off the Clifton Bridge shortly....