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...trouble is Chipa, I'm thick! - "can't argue with that," says Lie-in King, with a wicked grin - but I can't see anything on my screen saying archives and all I've got to hand, literally, are these blasted ribbons, which I've never liked but using a screen reader aint that easy, man - "yeah, yeah, bad workman always blames his tools," guffaws Li-K, unnoticing the double entendre - but in all modesty, you aint never had no threads like these before, double and triple negatives to the fore!...or even five or six!...but midst all this frivolity - "you call this frivolity?...more like the ramblings of a..." - now then Li-K, no need for any put-downs or else Chipa and any other interested on-lookers may get bored and wander off, then where would I be - "up the ..." - at this point, I made an excuse and left, but not before Thanking Chipa Very Much and if Chipa can make sense out of this, then any more help would be Greatly Appreciated!...and Hi All in Chatterbank!