ChatterBank3 mins ago
Time For A Few More.
I take 8 tablets a day.
I find Security at Curry's is really useless.
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I think Christmas should be in July when the shops aren't so busy.
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I went to the doctors today.
He told me my sugar was too high, so when I got home I moved it to a lower shelf.
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Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape although she wasn't happy when I started holding auditions for her part.
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Complaint to our local council:" I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night."
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I got so drunk last night, I had a fight with a mop..
To be fair, I wiped the floor with it.
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Did you hear about the Egyptian funeral parlour? They promise "Satisfaction guaranteed, or your mummy back."
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My best mate used to be addicted to drinking washing-up liquid.
But he’s clean now.
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