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Rondy | 15:39 Mon 20th Jan 2025 | Jokes
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I take 8 tablets a day.
I find Security at Curry's is really useless.

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I think Christmas should be in July when the shops aren't so busy.

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I went to the doctors today.
He told me my sugar was too high, so when I got home I moved it to a lower shelf.

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Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape although she wasn't happy when I started holding auditions for her part.

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Complaint to our local council:" I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night."

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I got so drunk last night, I had a fight with a mop..
To be fair, I wiped the floor with it.

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Did you hear about the Egyptian funeral parlour? They promise "Satisfaction guaranteed, or your mummy back."

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My best mate used to be addicted to drinking washing-up liquid.
But he’s clean now.

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First class!

Love 'em! 😆

That last one's such a fairy tale.

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