Useless Error Messages

[brachiopod]

What's the most pointless Error Message you have received?

I was booting up my 'pooter whilst (unknown to me) the keyboard was not connected (thanks to 2� year old knocking it onto the floor).

As it ran through the POST (start-up screen) it spotted the lack of keyboard and said:

"No keyboard detected - Press F1 to continue or F3 to enter Settings"

[Thunderchild]

yea that sounds real typical

[bobjim1705]

Not really an error messgae as such, but once the Microsoft Word Paperclip told me it's never to late to learn to play the piano.

[Bob A Job]

I once started my computer without a monitor connected, (thanks cat). and only after re connecting did i read 'please re-connect monitor'.

[PhilBy]

LOL, the one I get most is:

ERROR: Please place competent user in front of the screen :-)