Going Loco Down in Acapulco

[VINNY100_2]

Or should I buy a pad in punta extapa. (:o)

[jno]

jno prepares for return of CB

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[Robinia]

oh I've been putting plenty of salt down...I was told it would keep wildebeest out of my garden & so far it seems to be working, so it should keep a few trolls at bay.

[shaneystar2]

Salt is very good Robinia I pour it on nasty slugs !

How are we all ?
Well done the England rugby team ! I don't follow rugby but that Jonny Wilkinson is absolutely dishy !
He park his gumshield round here any day .
I have just poured my aunt into a taxi ..she came round for lunch ...oooh she is hard work but at least she ate a good dinner and we didn't have any complaints ! One or two stick bangings but that's par for the course .
I don't know about tepid water Jno I think it ought to be boiling oil.
It'll be like Groundhog Day !

[jno]

used all the oil for my chips, Shaney, so will have to make do

[shaneystar2]

Well we will just have to pelt them with soggy Blue Bags.
And if that doesn't work ..they will have to stand in cold sculleries and turn mangles until they get ragged fingernail syndrome . ...In the meantime we will continue to be epitomes of decorum and tidy hairnets .....I thank you ......:)

Oops ....me tiara slipped then !

[Robinia]

well I could only find colanders in one colour they must have had a run on them....
I suppose we'll be the Red Hat Society - with hattitude

[shaneystar2]

Oooh I can't wear red Robinia ..it doesn't go with my hair . And it won't match with my crimplene ...Tut ..decisions ..decisions ...

[Robinia]

ooh there's always one diva..tut
well just leave it on the floor & before long Vinny will be along to drop some paint on it...just pray it's not slime green.

[Robinia]

I've just remembered, I've got a couple of rotten spuds that I found this afternoon - they'll be good ammo....bl00dy hell, is there a pong any worse than that?
if so I probably don't want to know

[Jude123]

Hi Just a quick hello before I go and get ready to go out. I'm off to a pub in Draycott there is a rock cover band on. Haven't seen them before and can't even remember what they're called but we'll give them a go.
B****y hell, such a bang then, fireworks already!! Would you believe. I'm not a killjoy but I do feel sorry for people who's pets don't like them. My dog was scared stiff he used to squeeze right behind the Telly and shake until they stopped.Then as he got older he went deaf and wasn't bothered! See you later :o)

[Robinia]

I'd better give them a ring to warn them :o)

[shaneystar2]

Have a good time Jude ..no fireworks here as yet ....but no doubt it won't be long before they are blasting our earholes . Old Shaney used to go mad ..he wasn't frightened he just used to bark ever louder !

Oh... I don't know about slime green Robinia ..that isn't a colour for me either ..how about slug orange ?

[jno]

right, I'm ready

[Robinia]

fear not,
the cavalry just arrived

[Jude123]

Well I blew it again! When we got there there was no band apparently they were on from 5 til 7 tonight. The last time I went to the same place the group weren't on and I got a speeding fine when I came back. I must put a jinx on it or somat! We had one drink and came back to Derby and ended up at our local where they signed me up for the darts team. Whatever next. They'll be sorry it's been years since I threw a dart lol. Well I'm off to bed now, dentist in the morning Have a good night biddymates :o)

[jno]

ooh, have a care, Jude!

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[maggie321]

She's a funny girl that Jude (the things I could tell you he he, but I wont.)

[Jude123]

Watch it Maggie!!