Remote beautiful UK locations

[dangerboy]

Hello, I am looking for some amazing scenery somewhere in the UK that has two or more of the following; a castle, waterfall, forest, lake, or anything else along these lines.  Road access would be essential, however, completely un-touristy in every sense. 

Trip is for me and three other spliff smokers to be at home with nature ;-).  Need some good spots, maybe in Scotland.  

Any links to photos of such places appreciated.

[thikasabrik]

You can't beat the Island of Mull. There are regular ferries from Oban and it has everything you list. I usually go in May & have always had glorious weather. Last May I went for a dip from a deserted beach and swam with dolphins.Magic! I'm sure they must have some sort of tourist board site you can check out.

[hugoboss]

Got to be Scotland! althought i'm biased. try the west coast as dangerboy says. Bute or another island is nice. or try Fort Williams area. fantastic drive to there from Glasgow. Breath-taking!