What Are Some Useful Phrases To Be Used In A Shop?

[Intellectual]

Phrases like the following examples :

No thanks, I'm just looking/browsing.
How much is this?
I take size(...)
Can I try this...on?
Can it be exchanged?

If you have others ones, please write them.

Thank you so much.

[EcclesCake]

Does my bum look big in this?

[Prudie]

Do you sell the T-shirt I saw on Ch 5 last night

[albaqwerty]

I gave you a £20 and you gave me change of a tenner.

[jomifl]

This item contravenes the trade descriptions act.
Please direct me to the nearest trading standards office

[factor-fiction]

Fork candles, please.

[factor-fiction]

What was that tune you played last time I was in. It was male or female I think.

[snags]

The milk of human kindness finally dried up factor?

[baza]

do you do this in half sizes as my other half wants one.

[dustypuss]

परन्तुव्यवहार जप fags के पैकेट 4 पैक है।