Holidays 2, see question below first.

[gazzawazza]

Well, what is the most useless pile of rubbish you've ever brought (or had brought back) from a holiday abroad..?

[whiskygalore]

From America, a life-sized hollow plastic penguin (purchased by me); Portugal, a life-sized straw crow (gift); Eastbourne, a ceramic teapot holder with a picture of a Yorkshire Terrier in a blue coat on it (gift). I don't drink tea, I can't stand small dogs.

[Janetex]

A very ugly, kangaroo skin & fur dilly-bag that my husband seriously thought I would use as a handbag. I put it on my head and threatened to join the communist party.

[Lord Elgin]

Some marbles.