Tuscany Villa

[VINNY100_2]

have booked the villa cassanova for the biddys,can you get cheese on toast in the local village?caf� fran�ais. here..(:O)

[netibiza]

Here's one

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Home-and-Garden /Question376887.html

[jno]

Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras .
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

[guitar solo]

I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan (A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again (There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee... poor MEEEEEE!

[guitar solo]

So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.

[guitar solo]

[slow bit]
Korma or dopiaza bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing

[jno]

what is the matter with this site... anyway, that was the Indian version of Bohemian Rhapsody

[VINNY100_2]

HAHAHA....thats clever jno....
hiya Kip....the devon sheep are green because they roll in the grass and hope the farmers cant spot them...! clever or what..hehe...!..erm...I dont mind where we move to....as long as its a nice warm climate.....so that counts out sweden and derby....hehe...!
oooh must go..think I can hear ribena coming>>.(:O)

[Robinia]

too right Vincent.....

[Robinia]

crikey, we need subtitles in here....it'll be soon be like one of those puzzles where you draw a line to join the people who speak the same language.....

...erm..... nope, can't see any that understand each other I'm afraid.

[shaneystar2]

Hello sunnies
It's been lovely here today and I actually ventured out without me vest.
Been doing some gardening ... ...I am pooped .Anyway I have just had a nice soak for me poor old bones in Dove lavender bath stuff .....very nice but whatever happened to Cussons bathcubes ? Mind you they could be a bit scratchy if you didn't dissolve them properly.
Oh dear I am rambling !
Shaney is fine thank you Kit ..I have just booked him in for a wash and brush up. He's under the table at the moment chasing rabbits .
Well I am taking my itis to bed ....Nite all.. sleep well.
I shall probably dream about Jno playing air guitar now .

[Dolly1308]

♪♪♪☺☺☺☺you are my sunshine ,my only sunshine !♪♪♪☺☺☺☺ Ta-da ! shaney you really are clever ,never thought I would live long enough to learn one of the clever things all you younger Biddies take for granted .I am so happy ♪♪♪☺☺☺☺

[Dolly1308]

♪♪♪☺☺☺☺ now what was it I came on here for ,oh well it will come back (or not) ♪♪♪☺☺☺☺ .He-he xx

[VINNY100_2]

Mornin...all...its gonna be a long day...have to cover zuperbug in barnstaple tonight,and im taking an NVQ...in using chemicals all day...and its going to be sunny outside...doh..! catch you later...much later..take care..(:O)

[netibiza]

Now don't go taking the p*** from my unanswered numatic post, or 'll delete it.,

Robinia could you pretty please contact the Ed and do the business, as I haven't a clue what to ask for.

and Good Morning everyone - love jno's song!

[Jude123]

Hello everybody I know I've not been on much at the mo (feeling a bit low) but I am reading all your posts. I saw Victoria Wood and I like the verse that says something about 'slap me on the bum with the womans weekly.'
Going to Tai Chi this morning - looking forward to it.
Will you please let me know where we are going next cos I don't want to lose you. Perhaps you would email me please Robinia

[Robinia]

ooh, full house almost....☼♫ morning sunbeams☼♫☺

....looks like Dolly has been having a secret tutorial from matron......never too old to learn Dolly, it's the remembering it a week later that's the hard part.

looks like I'm in demand...does this mean we've to spend weeks cooped up with george?....you do know I'm claustophobic? .....mind you, if this george wants to come back in the closet, I'm all for that.

don't worry, Jude we'll keep you posted. Good to see you, keep your chin up & enjoy the sunshine today. Poor Vinny's going to miss it but he'll be high as a kite on all those chemicals when he gets back.... better put some kalms in his flask.

ok, get your vests off, let it all hang out
(some very spooky goings on at the moment....)

<wafts away>

[netibiza]

How come everyone in the world (even folk from Oz) can do music symbols and I can't.

shaney you are on Firefox - yes? - can you also do these symbols?

[jno]

Neti I think if you go to Microsoft Word, if you have it, there's an insert symbols option there; you can copy these on to AB

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pardon my Arabic

[jno]



ooh look I've just been awarded an OBJ by the queen, that's Order of the.... err....

[Robinia]

goodness moi jno...you're certainly going to be in demand in B&S now....maybe not in the slippers tho'

[netibiza]

Well jno I've managed to insert symbols into word, but how do I transfer them to here - and stop tutting all you clever bods - I will learn this!!!!

[shaneystar2]

Neti Go to where it says Start on your computer then Go into your "All programmes " then Accessories ..then System Tools then click on Character map Select what you want and then copy and paste it into your text .♫♫☺Use Times New Roman font for smileys and music doodahs .
Lovely day again ..mind you I have discovered muscles where I never knew I had muscles ...and they ache !
Nice to see Jude and Dolly ...☺☺☺☺
Well I must crack on and fiddle with the fuschias ..have a good day all.

[netibiza]

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