Fancy Staying Here?

[DTCwordfan]

Perhaps the shytte pit's, called Newquay, most infamous hotel, the Scarlet (most appropriate name) at Mawgan Porth, not far from the airport. Was the architect taking the proverbial when he came up with a penile-shaped building outline when it's viewed from the air?

Yep......here we are, https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-2OHIiF8YuxU/TWvXWAlDuGI/AAAAAAAATuQ/upxGePNMtHU/s1600/Cornwall-Penis.jpg

It gets good reviews even though the prices are a bit stiff.......

[mikey4444]

DTC...I am unfamiliar with this Hotel, and avoid Newquay if at all possible, but I cannot for the life of me see any resemblance to a penis whatsoever !

Your perhaps, but not mine !

[Mamyalynne]

I don't think I have ever decided on where to stay based on an aerial view - interior looks lovely.

Many years since I visited Newquay.

[Mosaic]

Mikey I thought you were gonna say 'oh yeah just like mine but smaller'......

I'll get me coat.....

[Baldric]

^^^^
Should've gone to Specsavers!

[Mamyalynne]

Do they have en-suite rooms?

[pastafreak]

Err...there seems to be two of them...see the grassy area to the right of Tredragon rd.
The interiors are certainly impressive.

[mikey4444]

Mamy...at the rates they charge, I would expect an en-suite Goblin Teasmade ( sorry...old schoolboy joke ! )

[Mamyalynne]

I meant Specsavers.

[Mamyalynne]

Teasmades are too noisy.

[DTCwordfan]

better than an espresso machine, I would have thought......

[Zacs-Master]

I think the planners have been shafted.

[DTCwordfan]

very good zacs, I was going to say that it was a load of old balls....but they seem to be missing!

[Zacs-Master]

Not from the architect!

Or was it a lady?

[DTCwordfan]

No idea - I wonder if they have vibrating beds?

[Zacs-Master]

And a Bell boy.

[DTCwordfan]

a bell boy!!! what about a head porter?

[Zacs-Master]

Haaaaaa!