Best Man Speach One Liners

[jolly geoff]

Hi folks got to make a speach as best man in a couple of weeks any not to offensive good one liners would be welcome, cheers

[marval]

There are some here.

http://iamthebestman.co.uk/speech/best-man-speech-jokes-and-one-liners/

[Islay]

If I could just say a few words.... I'd be a better public speaker!!!

[saintpeter48]

Its a very emotional occassion, even the cakes in tiers!

[atalanta]

"Thank you for coming. As King Henry VIII told each of his wives, I shan't keep you long"

[puzzlemaniac]

This is not the first time today that I have risen from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand....

[Davemano]

To B and G
Remember Once a king always a king, but once a Knights enough