Caption Comp - A Little Light Relief To Paris Et Al.

[DTCwordfan]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/11974848/Prince-Charles-and-Duchess-of-Cornwall-begin-tour-of-New-Zealand-and-Australia.html?frame=3496312

"Are you really going to cut the humongous zit off my hooter, Camilla?"

[aelmpvw]

you are going to stop talking to those plants aren't you?

[Buenchico]

Camilla: "I wonder how long it will be before that giggling twit behind me finds out that I've just cut her bra strap in two".

[janbee]

... but I don't want to be circumcised !

[tamborine]

Its a bobbit knife

[wired]

I'm cutting off ALL of your privileges

[marval]

Now listen here Charles, I am carving the Sunday joint.

[Baldric]

Charles Dahling, (neigh, neigh) this has just given me an idea for a job creation thingy, do I get a sugar lump now?

[DTCwordfan]

very good so far, I like jan's circumcision one.....

[PankySmooch]

Now, let's sort those ears out once and for all

[DTCwordfan]

"You've bought this so I can see off Mama and you can become Queen, I don't believe it...."