Was it a stag party prank that went wrong? One Saturday morning, early, I went out for walkies and there, tied/chained to a lampost was a very drunk and very naked young man. He was due to get married later that day.(lucky lady!!) Hope he sobered up in time. I had to phone for help, police came along took charge and after having a good laugh(and who could blame them) one of the cops took off his hat to give to the lad to cover his bits.