The Ab Agony Aunt

[Dear-Doris]

Hello Everyone - "Dear Doris" is here at last.

Got a question that you simply dare not post under your own username?

Embarrassing ailment, cookery disaster, motoring mishap, tricky sex-life?


Email it to

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and Doris will help you out.


Complete discretion is assured - a selection of anonymised answers will appear at regular intervals.

[Slapshot]

Night Peas xx sweet dreams

[murraymints]

Night peas xx now my soul is cleansed I'm off too...night doris xx

[shoota]

Well I've had my uprising in the Netherlands, unfortunately it is very wet at the place where the two dykes meet and no one had brought any protective gear with them so my uprising came to an unsatisfactory conclusion.
I shall try again.

[gness]

Dear Doris...

For the past seven days I have been in the care of one of our...err
...wonderful?... NHS hospitals.

Two of the doctors treating me seem to be more interested in me than my medical condition.....that is not my problem.......I'm always game for some fun and the odd game of hunt the bedpan......

However, one of the doctors has a long, rather thin and twig like stethoscope...the other a squat and wrinkled stethoscope.

Should my decision to respond to their advances be influenced by the nature and appearance of their stethoscopes?

Yours

Worried of Whitby.

[DaisyNonna]

Shoota, why did you not answer my question? Could have helped.

[shoota]

(Searches for Daisies question....)

[shoota]

Aha!
The Dutch boy put his finger in the hole in the dyke to the mutual benefit of all concerned Daisy.

[Dear-Doris]

Dear "WoW"

Whilst I would normally insist that you should inspect a Doctor's Credentials very carefully before allowing him access inside your delightful Winceyette Night Dress, I tend to think that at your advanced age it's probably more a case of "anything with a white coat and a pulse will do".

Just try to avoid the proctologists - they can be a complete pain in the ...

Doris

[gness]

Sigh....

[shoota]

Getting your freds muxed ip Doris.

[gness]

Thank you....I will avoid them as a painful Doris is not something I would wish on.....well actually.....☻

[DaisyNonna]

So he could have prevented their giving away the plot? Each on their side, ear to the ground, finger in upturned ear?

[shoota]

My Doris always open.

[DaisyNonna]

Doris, a sea nymph.

[gness]

Don't excite him, Daisy....☺

[lady-janine]

Dear Doris

"eh!"

are you the reincarnation of one of my two aunts - both of them called doris?

kerfuffled of kern

[-Talbot-]

Dear Doris
I've developed a passion for looking at Navy Nudes ... Is this natural?