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Jerry Hall & Rupert Murdoch Engaged
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I'm not usually one for celebrity gossip, but what do you think of this?
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/rupert-murdoch-uses-newspaper-classified-to-announce-engagement-to-jerry-hall-a3153876.html
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Go forward six months, Rupee marries Jerry.
He suddenly dies and her friends leave a respectable amount of time before asking her,
"What was he like, Jerry?"
"Oh very generous and loving; gave me anything I wanted."
"We don't mean that, what was he like in bed?"
"Oh fantastic and really knew how to handle a woman like me. Rupee took his time, mind you, and none of this wham, bang, thank you Maam"
Jerry continues....with a distant loving gaze in her eyes.
"We used to lie in bed on Sundays and made love to the sound of the church bell, ding, dong, ding dong....."
"He would still be alive if that fire engine hadn't gone past."
Go forward six months, Rupee marries Jerry.
He suddenly dies and her friends leave a respectable amount of time before asking her,
"What was he like, Jerry?"
"Oh very generous and loving; gave me anything I wanted."
"We don't mean that, what was he like in bed?"
"Oh fantastic and really knew how to handle a woman like me. Rupee took his time, mind you, and none of this wham, bang, thank you Maam"
Jerry continues....with a distant loving gaze in her eyes.
"We used to lie in bed on Sundays and made love to the sound of the church bell, ding, dong, ding dong....."
"He would still be alive if that fire engine hadn't gone past."
Well good luck to them. An unlikely pairing, but then lots of us are.
I don't like the way the report mentioned the massive divorce payout to his first wife and then said "meanwhile Jerry, one of four daughters, went toParis to pursue a modelling career aged 16." It makes her sound as if she might be after his money, whereas she is probably very wealthy already in her own right.
I don't like the way the report mentioned the massive divorce payout to his first wife and then said "meanwhile Jerry, one of four daughters, went toParis to pursue a modelling career aged 16." It makes her sound as if she might be after his money, whereas she is probably very wealthy already in her own right.
// "We used to lie in bed on Sundays and made love to the sound of the church bell, ding, dong, ding dong....." //
and Roop would say - no that is my second wife
altho I have to apologise and say I am slow of the mark for Wendy Dong jokes. and also for implying that Tony B was responsible for the break up of THAT marriage ( and a roman catholic too ! )
You know the Trivial pursuit question where does a vietnamese keep his dong ? (( in his walllet is the correct answer ) can we work on
' in Rupert Murdoch's wife ! one liners - I cant quite seem to get it right ...
and Roop would say - no that is my second wife
altho I have to apologise and say I am slow of the mark for Wendy Dong jokes. and also for implying that Tony B was responsible for the break up of THAT marriage ( and a roman catholic too ! )
You know the Trivial pursuit question where does a vietnamese keep his dong ? (( in his walllet is the correct answer ) can we work on
' in Rupert Murdoch's wife ! one liners - I cant quite seem to get it right ...
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