Holiday? What's that?
The last 'proper' holiday I've had was in 1989. (A week in Malta). Since then I've had a three-day break at a holiday camp in Bognor Regis (1995), a couple of nights at a holiday camp in Norfolk (also 1995) and two nights in Madrid (a couple of years ago). That's it!
However that doesn't stop me taking lots of day trips. I've done Edinburgh, Cardiff, Dublin, Paris, Brussels, Bruges, Ostend, Calais, Rome, Malmo, Copenhagen, Bratislava, the Italian Riviera, Mainz, Bordeaux, Lille, Barcelona, Amsterdam and loads of other places.
So far I've just got a day in Paris booked for this year (late June) but I'll probably add quite a few more destinations onto that list later on.