Lyrics & guitar tab for aardvark song.

[zero_gully]

Does anyone know the lyrics to the aardvark song that begins " It's aardvark bein an aardvark standing on your pins all day trying to convince a cruel uncaring world that you're really not extinct." etc. ? The guitar tab would also be great

[MelvynP]

This doesn't sound like the one you're looking for, but it is an Aardvark song............

"The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song"

This is the start of a large dark aardvark song
Ne ne ne ne, ne ne ne ne, yeah yeah yeah!
There were two aardvarks in the park
They say they're missing from the zoo
The police are searching high and low
But they cannot find them, can you? Peek-a-boo!
Why did the go? I'll tell you the reason!
This is the aardvark mating season!
So if to aardvarks have a date
Then they will slip right through those old zoo gates
So if you see two aardvarks necking in the park,
Do not break an aardvark's heart!
Do not be a spy, you're not the FBI,
Do not break and aardvark's heart!

Ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne yeah yeah yeah!
To be an aardvark is not easy folks
'Cause all you get to eat is ants! (Dee-li-see-us)!
And all the other animals make jokes
At your attempts to find romance. (Very funny)!
Nobody laughs at hippopotomusses or at fat rhinosorusses
But an aardvark makes 'em howl because he's neither fish nor fowl.
He's like a kangaroo, in love with a canoe.
That's what makes the zoo folks laugh (ha ha)!
All of this is so, and here is how I know:
I'm your friendly neighbourhood giraffe!!
This is the end of a large, dark aardvark song
Ne ne ne ne, ne ne ne ne, yeah yeah yeah!