Put a big glass of wine on the patio table as my treat when I finished gardening.... When I sat down to put up my feet and admire the fruits of my labour there were seventeen little *** swimming about in it....
I picked them out...one by one...and gave them a smack....x
I've just put some Southern Fried Chicken thighs and drumsticks in the oven,
After 'watching' football this afternoon I'm so exhausted that's all I can muster.