This Week I Have Received Two Invitations

[Tilly2]

1 Mammogram
2 Smear test


I am waiting with bated breath for the bowel cancer screening invite.

Are there any invites, I have not yet received?

My life is just one, big, social whirl!

[ubasses]

My bad typing

[Tilly2]

☺

[Caribeing]

Two good invites that will give you peace of mind rather than invites to dos you don't want, when results come through you can have big whirl! Good luck!

[DTCwordfan]

STD testing?

[Tilly2]

Not any more, DTC. Those days are long gone!

[tonyav]

Get to it, Yilly. You know it makes sense.

[melv16]

Is it thumbs up for for a prostate test, tony? :-)

[-SharonA-]

I have a mammogram scheduled for next month and I hate them. I am sure they're doing damage to our mammaries squashing them flat like a pancake just to xray them.
How would men feel if their balls were squashed flat????

[tonyav]

melv16
Is it thumbs up for for a prostate test, tony? :-)


AAHHHGGGGGG

[jomifl]

It's not so bad tony...

[Tilly2]

Men can get breast cancer, too. They should have routine mammograms.

[ubasses]

They get abdominal aortic aneurysm scans which we don't.

[tonyav]

jomifl
It's not so bad tony...


It sounds bad though, jomifl.

[DTCwordfan]

Hearing test, but then that is probably Mr T.....

in fact, we men get free treatment on the NHS, come what may.....you gals keep asking us if we can hear, so therefore we must have a deafness problem and, hence, the free treatment.....

[Tilly2]

Thumbs up is bad!

[ubasses]

DT, I have decided selective deafness is inherent in the male population. Mr U certainly has it, along with his tinnitus.

[DTCwordfan]

I rest my case...err, what did you say?

[tonyav]

Wot ?


https://dailyproverbsdotnet.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/hearing-aid.jpg

[melv16]

I've just done a job for an elderly gynaecologist, who works part time. I asked him why he doesn't retire, he said, "I like to keep my hand in." ;-)

[waterboatman]

Such fun you have Tilly! How do you stand the pace? ;o}