The Season is upon us, spotted two people on CCTV hanging about by front door, (one floor down, we live on first floor), so I went down to see what was occurring as they hadn't rung the bell.
Turns out they were Jehovah's Witnesses, trying to decide wether or not to leave some literature as we have a 'No Junk Mail' notice on the door.
I suggested they reacquaint themselves with "Genesis 9:7" ☺
I've only had Mormons knock at the door. Luckily, at the time, I was doing an RE project on other religions, so I kept them at the door for ages taking notes :-)
I love it when the Mormons come round ! They clearly visible as such from at least a mile away. They are the only people left in Britain that still wear Bri-Nylon shirts !
They were here too...I heard my neighbour nattering away to them. They hovered by my door,then popped a flyer through my mail box...in spite of the no doorstep traders sign. I guess they believe they aren't selling anything.
Pasta...on no account engage them in conversation. Sorry to sound like a character from a Dennis Wheatley novel here, but........your very soul is at risk !