This Is Not Bliss At All...:-(

[gness]

The warmest, sunniest day since I don't know when.....patio chairs cushioned... ....awning fully out.....perfect to sit and have coffee and biscuits with my visitors....til....

My lovely neighbour.....he is lovely....lit the biggest, fiercest, smelliest bonfire right by the fence....

I know he works hard and doesn't have much time at home...but... :-(

[seekeerz]

Long hose, lots of water pressure ....or ring the firies ...you've probably got a couple of tame ones !! Xx

[gness]

Hi, Seek......think the firies will still remember having to rescue my son when he got stuck under the passenger seat of my car......and when they had to visit when my cooker blew up.....well it was more their attitude when the accompanying police man recognised me as the person who'd broken his leg......so I'll give them a miss perhaps.....☺

[anneasquith]

I like the smell of bonfire in the morning !!!!

[gness]

Depends what's burning, Anne......sprout stalks are a no-no.......☺

[anneasquith]

I like tar. :-)

[Baldric]

Very inconsiderate, how could you choose lazing about when the lovely guy next door needs a hand with his bonfire?


Oh, hang on a minute though!!!!!!!

[gness]

I'll bet Anne licked melted tar in the long, hot summers of our childhood...☺

Hi, Baldric....I did consider a move back to the shrubbery.......if it's smoke free....x

[jomifl]

Buy him a shredder for Xmas...a quiet one. Compost bins are cheaper and very quiet.

[gness]

I love shredders, Jom.....but I think this will be a one off to get rid of the leftovers from having all their trees chopped down.....x

[aelmpvw]

you must have some gas masks in your shed, try putting them on, he might get the message ...

[gness]

How do you know I have a gas mask in my shed, Ael?! Do you also know about the event I've been invited to where I will be taking a gas mask.....scary!

[aelmpvw]

just the one gas mask? i'd assumed that you'd have a box full

[gness]

Cheeky!....☺

[cupid04]

Wait till he puts all his bedding on the line and then have a revenge bonfire!

[gness]

Nah....he's pretty gorgeous, Cupid.....and I amuse him.....well the look on his face is amusement I think......x

[Ken4155]

Should've invited him over, gness, and let him choke on his own fumes, so to speak.

[gness]

Hmmmmm.....followed by the kiss of life, Ken.....missed a chance there, didn't I.... :-(

[Psybbo]

Has the fire died down?

[jourdain2]

I'm amazed the rubbish was dry enough to burn! Invite him round for a drink on the patio when his fire is burning! :)

[gness]

The fire died down and I enjoyed wine on the patio....with.....???

Not telling ........to get my own back on J.....☺