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An Irish man, A Scots man and an English man were sitting by a slide in the park......A fairy appeared and said to them....
Whatever you shout as you whizz down the slide I will grant you...
The Irish man whizzed down and shouted.....GOLD! He landed in a huge pile of gold.....
The Scots man whizzed down and shouted....DIAMONDS! He landed in a huge pile of diamonds......
The English man whizzed down and shouted...Weeeeeeeeee! He landed in a huge puddle of..............☺