“NJ, mayonnaise is OK in small doses? No it isn't, it is the devil's own vomit and should be banished from the face of the earth.”
Quite agree, jackdaw. I was trying to be polite! :-)
My opinion of it was not helped when I was given (unasked for) a dollop of the stuff in an otherwise superb beef sandwich I had in a country pub. I was with a few other people so didn’t want to spoil their lunch by sending it back. However, that was the least of their (and my) worries because before we left the pub I was in the kharzi expelling waste from both ends. Not a pretty sight and I’ve never been near the stuff since.
I agree about Coleman’s. I don’t know if you saw cricket commentator Henry “Blowers” Blofeld on Room 101. His pet hate was restaurants that do not serve Coleman’s mustard made from powder. So much was his hatred that he’d taken to keeping a tin of powdered Coleman’s in the glove box of his car and if he learned there was none on offer he would fetch his tin and ask the kitchen to knock him up some!
Went to a local pub (part of a chain, unfortunately) last weekend and they had “Trucklement’s” mustard. Only ever seen it in this chain. Blew my mind!!!
Sorry, Tilly. I digress.