One Man's Meat !

[retrocop]

> >>> DEER MEAT
> >>>
> >>> A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook
> for dinner.
> >>>
> >>> Both he and his wife decide that they won't
> tell the kids what
> >>> kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue
> and let them guess.
> >>>
> >>> The kids were eager to know what the meat was
> on their plates, so
> >>> they begged their dad for the clue.
> >>>
> >>> Well, he said, 'It's what mummy calls me
> sometimes'.
> >>>
> >>> The little girl screams to her brother
> >>>
> >>> 'Don't eat it, it's an ar****le!'
>

[Patsy33]

Ha ha.. Could have been an Ass....